I live in

an expensive shithole. Let me see if I can describe my humble abode to you without feeling embarassed. I live on the sixth floor, which is actually the best part, and I'll get to that later. My room is smaller than any room I have lived in, and it includes a huge shower, just big enough to fit me and but definitely not my elbows. The drain goes really slow so consequently I must turn down the power of my shower head to almost the minimal so that my 4" basin won't overflow. Also the showerhead has a hook on the wall, but unfortunately it points straight ahead and so the water shoots against the wall and not down on me. So I hold the shower head while I shower, but like I said my elbows barely fit so I have to put the showerhead down every time I want to wash.

Enough about the luxurious shower. The toilet is located next door down the hall. I share it with my floor. It has a nice blue seat. But that's not all, it gets cleaned once a day, better than anywhere I've lived at! My bed squeaks every time I move, but at least I don't hit my head on the ceiling like freshmen year of college. I have a nice window that opens up to see directly into the apartment about fifteen feet away's bath tub. Also to note, I have no curtains. So we can both see each other. They however do have curtains so I guess they can see me but I can't see them. Although I did see their foot/toes one morning. I sure hope it was a woman's foot. But I think it was because guy's don't take baths on a regualr basis, right. So if I lean out my window I have a great view of some tall old building with a dome on top, but I have no idea what it is. I am thinking of trying to find it in the next couple of days.